Subterranean Beefworks

steal by body

The worst thing I ever said to a girl was in response to a hobby of hers. She was explaining how back home, she liked to sit on the banks of a stream behind her house and watch mud ooze over the rocks after big rainstorms. Trying to score some points for common ground, I smiled and told her that I tend to bleed a lot in my sleep. It wasn't true, of course, but I figured I could work something out in case we ever slept together. Not that it mattered. We haven't seen much of eachother since then.